share ur jokes here

[Cleargreen]

lmfao you legend, not that old here to have had the cane, bur a similar story with my grandfather with the cane, 14 yrs old he caught it on the first swing, ripped it out of the headmasters hand n proceeded to beat the everliving shite outta him! story goes he took down two teachers before it took 5 of them to restrain him, walked outta school that morning n was workin in the shipyard that afternoon, was on the payroll by the following monday

Sounds like a dream, I wasted way too much time in school...

[lipnobody]

Sounds like a dream, I wasted way too much time in school...

ah this was back when trades were proper, mostly based round the shipyards after the war, nothing like it today.

[AND]

Sounds like a dream, I wasted way too much time in school...

I think school was helpful...not much on the education side (apart from Science & Maths) but full of 'other' information & easy targets

[IceCalibur]

I got thrown out of McDonalds this morning.

The girl serving me was an absolute stunner and she told me she could make it large for 30p.

I replied that she already had made it large, but could she finish me off for a pound!

[The Gatherer]

I went to a porno reunion last night. It was nice to come across faces I'd not seen for a while.

[lipnobody]

some cnut stole my antidepressants,
i hope hes happy!!!


i keep randomly shouting “broccoli” n “cauliflower”!
i think ive got florets...

[Bud Lightyear]

Doctor gave me some suppositories last week I've been back today to complain....Told him these things are feckin useless I may as well stick them up my arse


Regards BL

[IceCalibur]

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice screamed from inside, "I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out!"

To which the vicar replied, "Too fucking late pal. I've already done the paperwork!"

[AND]

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going and she replied: "I'm going to Las Vegas." He asked her why she was going. She told him: "I just found out that as a woman I can make £400 a night doing what I give you for free." He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch. His wife said: "And just where do you think you are going?" "I'm going too!" he replied. "Why?" she asked. "I want to see how you are going to live on £800 a year!"

[Cleargreen]

Whaahahaha good one Ice

And welcome to the Talk @The Gatherer, looking at that joke I think you'll feel right at home here