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    Teacher says to her class " when i point u out i want u to stand up and say a sentence with the word INPROPER in it " teacher points to a rich girl so she stands up n says "My daddy said he was going to use a spade instead of a shovel , that was INPROPER " Very good says the teacher then points to a girl from a council estate she stands and says" last nite when me fella bent me over and i felt his balls hitting the inside of me leg i knew he was IN PROPER ....

    ive started the thread plsease add to it peace
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    a woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted a man standing alone, she approached him "my name is carmen" she said, "beautiful name" the man replied.."yes" i gave it to myself as it reflects my 2 most favourite things.....cars&men! "whats your name"? "BEERCUNT" said the man.................

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    i used to hate weddings...... all the old aunties would poke me and say
    "YOUR NEXT"........... they soon stopped that fucking shit when i started doing the same to them at funerals.........................

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    man gets sentenced to prison and is took to his cell,he looks at his new cellmate who is a huge man mountain and thinks "oh god i just hope he is friendly or i am going to die".
    he politely says hi and the man mountain replies "do you want to play mummies and daddies"he thinks oh shit he's gay i'm going to get raped and killed"knowing he has no choice he replies o.k.the man mountain then asks if he would like to be mum or dad,his heart jumps as he sees there may be an easier less painful option and he replies"can i be daddy.
    manmountain then says"come and suck mummies cock then"

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    lmao lol funny shit beercunt lol

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    The English Goverment Hahahahaha

    LOOK MEAN NOW UPUT HIM IN THE RING AND HE SHITS HIM SELF POKE HIM WITH A STICK AND U WACH HIS BALLS GROW (BRICK TOP)

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    OUTDOOR- INDOOR GROW WHITE RHINO X CHEESE 2010
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    Apparently arsenal fc have got a rare cross virus of swine and bird flu which will prevent them winning a trophy, its called " pigs might fu*king fly" flu
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    Dubya goes and meets the Queen and says 'I'm thinking about changing the US to a Kingdom.'
    The Queen replies, 'To have a kingdom you need to be a king.'
    'Ok, how about a principality?'
    'You need to be a prince'
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    'Look, you're doing just fine as a country.....'
    My name is Michael Caine, and I, am a pirate killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOMBONG View Post
    The English Goverment Hahahahaha
    and the jocks aint that far behind them either tom lol
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    i wonder if it will leave you a note ''dear john.....'' when it trundles off to the neighbors house that is growing with a 600w light instead of your 400w.........sneaky little ..........
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    A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

    Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

    This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

    Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fall off.

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