I came out of Tesco and there was a woman looking upset. She'd lost all her holiday money she'd been saving for months. I felt so sorry for her that I gave her £50...
I don't usually do that kind of thing but, I'd just found £2000 in the carpark!
I came out of Tesco and there was a woman looking upset. She'd lost all her holiday money she'd been saving for months. I felt so sorry for her that I gave her £50...
I don't usually do that kind of thing but, I'd just found £2000 in the carpark!
Just seen a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out...
He said he'll be fine. He's just going through a rough patch!
My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot."
I got detention for asking, "Which end?"
My boss said to me, "Why do you come out in a rash every time I give you your wages?"
I said, "It's because I'm allergic to fucking peanuts!"
AND (17-08-19), Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), IceCalibur (17-08-19)
Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), IceCalibur (17-08-19), M_C (17-08-19)
mine caught him above the left ear! still has a cauliflower ear from it, my dear grandmother still sees him occasionally in sainsburys.
they tried to suspend me then but all hell broke loose when mother found out he threw it at me first
did ya ever get the punishment of cleaning the chalkduster with the wooden ruler AND? they soon stopped when i used to walk in all white from the dust
Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), IceCalibur (17-08-19)
Lol...our maths teacher was famous for it...he was a damn good shot with it and used to get 6" from your head...you could literally hear it fly by
That was my first year at sec. school too...mum was devasted...the shape of things to come
Only punishment we used to have was the cane (only ever hands)...never ever bothered me...Deputy head used to jump off the flooor before bringing it down with a big red face whilst I smiled constantly...It used to send him into total spitting rages
Took the cane off the Housemaster as it hit my hand, snapped it and walked out of school...that was 2nd year...managed to last until 5th year before getting expelled for setting fire to a complete spool of Magnesium ribbon (and the chemistry store room)
Hope no one on here was at school with me
Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), IceCalibur (17-08-19), lipnobody (17-08-19)
lmfao you legend, not that old here to have had the cane, bur a similar story with my grandfather with the cane, 14 yrs old he caught it on the first swing, ripped it out of the headmasters hand n proceeded to beat the everliving shite outta him! story goes he took down two teachers before it took 5 of them to restrain him, walked outta school that morning n was workin in the shipyard that afternoon, was on the payroll by the following monday
AND (17-08-19), Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), IceCalibur (17-08-19)
I went back to see my doctor yesterday.
I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction."
"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.
I said, "On the bus!"
AND (17-08-19), Cleargreen (17-08-19), GEORGE (17-08-19), lipnobody (17-08-19)
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