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    There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

    De brie was everywhere.


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    My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time.



    So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

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    At the tube station earlier I saw a homeless man sitting on the floor with a three legged dog next to a sign that read: "Help, I'm starving."

    He can't be that hungry, he hasn't even finished his dog.

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    I saw my mate walking down the street hand in hand with an ugly girl this afternoon.

    I asked him, "Is she your girlfriend?"

    Smiling, he said, "What gave it away?"

    I replied, "A zoo by the looks of it!"

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    My attractive next door neighbour just confronted me about items missing from her washing line..

    I nearly shit her pants!

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    My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today...

    It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before!

    From behind the bushes


    "Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Easy-T View Post
    My wife says I'm tight, so to prove her wrong I'm taking her out for tea and biscuits today...

    It should be quite exciting as she's never given blood before!

    From behind the bushes
    I burst out laughing, very good mate

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    As of Monday next week, the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six...

    One of them isn't Happy!

    From behind the bushes

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    From behind the bushes

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