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[harryhoudinii]

I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Could be a Chinese Wispa

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[AND]

A man takes a seat on an aeroplane. Settled in, he sees a strikingly beautiful woman boarding. To his delight, she takes the seat beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he says, "Business trip or holiday?" She smiles and says, "Business - the annual sex convention in New York." The man swallows hard.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he asks, "What's your role at the convention then?" "Lecturer," she responds. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really," the man says. "What myths are those?" "Well," the woman explains, "one popular myth is that African men are the best endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indians. Another misconception is that Frenchmen are the world's best lovers, when in fact men of Jewish descent are the best in bed. We have, however, found that the best overall lovers are the rednecks from South America." Suddenly, the woman becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm really sorry," she says, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man says. "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."

[RASTA]

An Irishman, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy all go to work on a building site.
The gaffer wants a massive pile of sand cleared up by the time he's finished his lunch.

He tells the Irishman to shovel it into a skip, tells the Scotsman to sweep the rest up and tells the Chinese guy that he's in charge of the supplies.

Once the gaffer returns from his lunch break, he sees this massive pile of sand still there and only the Irishman and Scotsman standing about. Chinese guy ain't nowhere to be seen.

"What the fuck have yous been doing? Why is that pile of sand not cleared up?

The two guys tell the gaffer they couldn't find the Chinese guy for brushes n shovels.
When all of a sudden....Chinese guy jumps out the pile of sand......."SUPPLIES"


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[RASTA]

Muslims reckon Allah is the one true god.

A think they might be right.....cause the world started with a big bang

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[IceCalibur]

My wife yelled at me because I apparently treat her like a child...

So I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself!

[IceCalibur]

I was sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl.

I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...

But she did!

[IceCalibur]

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes...

The doctor says it's terminal!

[Cleargreen]

I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes...

The doctor says it's terminal!

This one went way over my head

[RASTA]

This one went way over my head

Don't know why. It was there in plane sight.

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[lipnobody]

Don't know why. It was there in plane sight.

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