What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees
What kind of bees make milk?
Boobees
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A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time and introduces her to his parents.
"This is Amanda."
His dad jumps up and says, "It's a fucking what?"
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A policeman has been suspended after being caught smoking spliffs and masturbating while on duty...
No name has been given but it's believed that he's a high wanking officer!
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...
I was just sitting there doing nothing!
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My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What’s on TV?" I replied, "Dust!"
And that’s when the fight started...
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I do like to spoil the misses after she has had a long day at work. ..
I run the hot water, make sure it's got loads of bubbles, swirl it round and round to make it all frothy...
Timed it perfectly, so she can do the dishes the minute she walks in!
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At Heaven's Gate,...
Dolly Parton and the Queen arrive at the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met St Peter to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
St Peter said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."
St Peter asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these, they are the most perfect tits God ever created."
St Peter thanked Dolly, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushes it without saying a word. St Peter immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?
"Sorry, Dolly," said St Peter, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are
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My wife sat on the sofa wearing a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up our sex life.
"Are you wearing crotchless knickers?" I asked.
"Yes," she answered seductively.
"Thank god for that," I said. "I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa!"
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Bad news for dyslexics. Your cocks go black tomorrow
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