Haha I wouldn't dare get her nothing hotshot!!!, old enough to know betterOriginally Posted by hotshot
Having said that my Mrs isn't materialistic, just thinking of her and doing something nice would make her day bless her...she's my diamond
Haha I wouldn't dare get her nothing hotshot!!!, old enough to know better
Having said that my Mrs isn't materialistic, just thinking of her and doing something nice would make her day bless her...she's my diamond
AND (23-09-19), CityDweller (24-09-19), Easy-T (24-09-19), GEORGE (22-09-19), thelastrebel (22-09-19)
Ok she's walked past the monitor now...phewww close call that lads lol j/k
AND (23-09-19), CityDweller (24-09-19), Easy-T (24-09-19), GEORGE (22-09-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), thelastrebel (22-09-19)
I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants...
It's called feefiphobia!
AND (26-09-19), CityDweller (24-09-19), Easy-T (24-09-19), GEORGE (24-09-19), scoobywho (26-09-19)
I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream...
I can't wait to rub it in!
AND (26-09-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Easy-T (25-09-19), GEORGE (25-09-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), RASTA (26-09-19)
At a wedding reception I recently attended, the host said ;
"All the married men please stand next to the person who has made your life worth living."
The barman was nearly crushed to death!
AND (26-09-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (26-09-19), GEORGE (26-09-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), RASTA (28-09-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
Premature ejaculator seeks young attractive woman for fling.
Must have large breasts, big lips, a tight arse, and...
Fck sake! Never mind!
AND (28-09-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Cleargreen (07-10-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (28-09-19), GEORGE (28-09-19), Greencrack102 (05-10-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), RASTA (28-09-19)
I was walking along the street the other day when I slipped in a big pile of dog shit.
A minute later a bloke came along and did exactly the same.
I said to him, "I've just done that." So he punched me in the face and called me a dirty bastard!
AND (30-09-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Cleargreen (07-10-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (29-09-19), GEORGE (29-09-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), RASTA (03-10-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
A man was on his deathbed. With a pitiful gasp, he managed to whisper to his wife, "I have one last request, my dear."
"Of course," his wife replied, clutching his hand.
"Six months after I die, I would like you to marry Bob."
"But I thought you hated Bob?"
"I do!"
AND (02-10-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Cleargreen (07-10-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (01-10-19), GEORGE (01-10-19), Greencrack102 (05-10-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), RASTA (03-10-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
I stopped at the motorway services recently for some breakfast.
"I've got one full english, one coffee and a jam doughnut. I'm sorry but I only have a £50 note to pay," I said to the cashier.
"That's okay," she said. "Just put the doughnut back!"
AND (02-10-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Cleargreen (07-10-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (04-10-19), gardro (02-10-19), GEORGE (02-10-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), M_C (04-10-19), RASTA (03-10-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
Why did the MP cross the road?
I don't know, but he claimed 80 quid expenses for the journey!
Amber Reef (12-10-19), AND (15-10-19), CityDweller (02-11-19), Cleargreen (07-10-19), Dr Green (14-10-19), Easy-T (05-10-19), gardro (15-10-19), GEORGE (04-10-19), Greencrack102 (05-10-19), HighTokeinYoda (17-11-19), M_C (04-10-19), RASTA (13-10-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
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