My boss was supposed to deliver a training course on Innuendo's in the workplace after so many staff members complained about me...
Unfortunately, she wasn't well and couldn't attend, so I had to fill her slot instead!
My boss was supposed to deliver a training course on Innuendo's in the workplace after so many staff members complained about me...
Unfortunately, she wasn't well and couldn't attend, so I had to fill her slot instead!
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Q: Did you hear about the morning-after pill for men
A: It changes your blood group
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I actually started a class to teach people about sexual innuendos.Originally Posted by IceCalibur
No one has came yet.
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AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), GEORGE (24-08-19), IceCalibur (24-08-19), lipnobody (01-09-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
Oh don't close up just yet, I'm coming as quickly as I can lol
AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), GEORGE (24-08-19), lipnobody (01-09-19), RASTA (24-08-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
Av just pulled out m8Oh don't close up just yet, I'm coming as quickly as I can lol
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AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), GEORGE (24-08-19), IceCalibur (24-08-19), Valentina (05-12-19)
Poor Sad..he was sleeping too! lolAv just pulled out m8
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AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), GEORGE (24-08-19), RASTA (24-08-19)
I'll never join one of those online dating services. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way...
Through alcohol and poor judgement!
AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), Easy-T (25-08-19), GEORGE (25-08-19), lipnobody (04-09-19), M_C (25-08-19), RASTA (25-08-19)
I walked up to a girl in a bar and said, "You look like somebody who has a boring sex life. My mission tonight is to get you drunk, take you back to my house and give you the best shag ever."
She said, "My boyfriend is right behind you."
"Good, I'm glad I've got his support!"
AND (25-08-19), British green (08-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), Easy-T (25-08-19), GEORGE (25-08-19), lipnobody (01-09-19), M_C (25-08-19), RASTA (25-08-19)
A Russian, an American, and a Canadian were at a bar.
The Russian says,"We were the first in space!"
The American says, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Canadian is silent for a while, and then exclaims confidently, "Then we shall be the first on the sun!"
Both give him a confused look. After a few seconds pass, they realize the Canadian is serious, causing the two to burst into laughter. The Russian says, "You can't go to the sun! You'll burn up way before you even get near it!"
The Canadian looks at him disappointedly, shakes his head, and responds, "Boris, I'm not an idiot. We'll do it at night!"
British green (08-09-19), CityDweller (24-09-19), Cleargreen (28-08-19), Easy-T (26-08-19), GEORGE (25-08-19), IceCalibur (25-08-19), jake420 (02-09-19), lipnobody (01-09-19), M_C (28-08-19), RASTA (25-08-19)
Russia vs US
It has been going on for endless years so they decide to have a dog fight in 6 months time to see who will be considered winner of the war.
The US invests heavily in steroids for dogs, medicine to improve reactions, implant shark teeth in their dog, cut its ears, its tail, oil it all up, basically anything that can give their contender an advantage.
It ends up being a beast, as massive as a bull just in time for the fight.
The Russians arrive as well at the meeting with a less impressive dog, really low and long, really ugly looking if it were to stand out through anything appart from its odd shape.
Fight starts, the Russian dog pretty much kills the US dog with one bite.
The Americans can't believe it. All that R&D, all those drugs did nothing. They do accept defeat but just have to know how the Russians did it.
-Boris man, we spent all of our remaining money on making this dog as close to a mutant as possible and still your dog won. What the hell?
-I hear you comrade John, but I have to admit that doing a plastic surgery on the alligator was difficult for us as well.
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