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  1. 13-07-19, 01:00 PM #6181
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    I just seen a website called conjunctivitis.com. I though "That's a site for sore eyes"
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    It's been a funny ol' day today.

    One minute I find a hat full of money on the floor and the next minute I'm being chased by some angry man with a guitar.
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    I went to the doctors yesterday and as I walked in he said "My goodness, I've not seen you for a long time" I replied "Yeah I know, I've been ill."

    He said "You are obese so don't eat anything fatty". I asked "What? like burgers, chips and cake?" He replied "No fatty, don't eat anything."

    My doctor said I'm paranoid. Well, he didn't actually say it but I know that's what the snide bastard was thinking.
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    Did yous hear about the Italian chef?

    He pasta way

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    Women says to me one day, It’s funny how dentists have wall paper of teeth/gums/tooth past tooth brushes etc and my gynaecologist didn’t seemed to have wall papered yet


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    What do gay guys and toothpicks have in common?

    They both pick old food out.

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    Lol some crackers in here!
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    "Recently my wife asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied 'Yes who did you think it was?'"
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    "Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?

    She just couldn’t take it any longer."



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    Have you heard the rumour about butter?

    Well I'm not gonna spread it.

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