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  1. 04-04-13, 10:18 AM #3161
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    Definitions:
    Relative Humidity = sweat on your balls when you're humping your sister.
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    My mate said he can sniff out a 15 year old virgin schoolgirl from 20 miles away.

    That's nonce sense.
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    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Michael J Fox
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boycie View Post
    Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock...

    Who's there?

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    Dont get it???
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    Johnny and Dave are sitting in nursery class one day and Johnny turns to Dave and says "There's a contraceptive over by that radiator"

    Dave said "What's a fucking radiator"
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    A bloke sits down to have lunch and takes a bite of his sandwich, he spits it out and phones his wife " what the fuck did you put in this sandwich "
    His wife says crab paste
    Where did you buy it?

    The chemist
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