Pretty weird to think that the only guy in entertainment who wasn't a sex criminal was Benny Hill.
Pretty weird to think that the only guy in entertainment who wasn't a sex criminal was Benny Hill.
As I sat myself opposite my Chinese girlfriend I said, "You know what, I really don't know why people are of the opinion that all oriental's look the same?"
"Who the fuck are you?" she replied.
Dr_ONE (09-05-13), FACE (09-05-13), HighTokeinYoda (08-05-13), stonedbunny (08-05-13)
Instead of getting my wife a new ring, I got her 4 new rings.
Or a 'hob' as it's more commonly known.
FACE (09-05-13), HighTokeinYoda (08-05-13), Mr Pothead (08-05-13), stonedbunny (08-05-13), that420guy (08-05-13)
I was the getaway driver for a robbery at a paper factory in Bristol last night.
We took the A4.
FACE (09-05-13)
It was reported this week that many of those who were abused by Jimmy Savile have turned to alcohol abuse in the years since.
The BBC are looking to commission a new show to support this group of victims.
Gin'll Fix It
FACE (09-05-13)
Just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band, and ting.
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2weeks veg
B.A.BARACUS (11-05-13)
I was installing a light in the loft today, when I slipped off a joist and put my foot right through the bedroom ceiling. It scared the shit out of my girlfriend.
I'm not surprised though, she kicked me out last August.
KiefKat (11-05-13), stonedbunny (11-05-13)
I don't know where I'd be without my mum.
Probably wiped up in a tissue.
stonedbunny (11-05-13)
"I have a foot fetish", I told my psychiatrist.
"That doesn't make you crazy", he replied, "in fact, I also get turned on by looking at beautiful women's feet."
"Really?" I said. "Do you want to come over to mine and see my collection?"
KiefKat (11-05-13), stonedbunny (11-05-13)
The new barman in the pub is black, so I said to him, "Beer please, nigger."
He hit the roof and said, "Why don't we swap places, let's see how you like it."
So I went round the bar, he walked out then came back in and said, "Beer please, honkey."
I said, "Sorry mate, we don't serve niggers in here."
carpetburn (12-05-13), Duke1 (11-05-13), stonedbunny (11-05-13)
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