wappening BWD, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, my nipples could cut glass. may i sit and warm my cockles ? i have a stack of logs on my back but no matches to light the bastards. hands to cold to go all bear grylls rubbing sticks n shit. also got a few banger's/sausages to share out....100% pork, so sorry if there none pork eaters in the circle around the fire side.
the sheep is my butty and not food .. so hands off any greedy buggering bastards, and i would like to ride off with her four legs intact. yall more than welcome to have a ride from behind if you get the urge.. please use a rubber to catch the seed , i no want her farting and blowing bubbles when we trot off into the sun rise, it happened before and a felt a right bastard bell end .. squeaking and squirting, no good for my concentration when i'm bugging outta there.. ...
cheers bach hope alls good around the fire..
ps .. sort the dead critter out , get that bastard on the fire . i'm hank marving.. and could eat a scabby horse .
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